if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King
Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)
This was one of the most amazingly costumed Broadway shows I’ve ever seen.
THEY REALLY ARE a huge one would be nice but so expensive
ugh ikr? :( why do they gotta be so expensive… bah! Its sooo tempting though. A big pink one would look so cute on my bed
that and i could cuddle with it instead of pillows…
omg okay, so i’m rewatching eene(i have been on and off for awhile now)
and I’m on an episode I actually remember slightly from childhood and fuck.
why does no one remember these
I swear these made me laugh harder than they were supposed to.
terezi is just so great
very important part of homestuck take notes
for a second I thought WAIT WHEN DID YOU GET SO MANY ALPACAS but then I realized they were all of ours lol
I WISH I HAD MORE. THEY ARE SO CUTE OMG. i kind of want a big one for my bed to cuddle with now uwu;;
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
i saved this for my 4000th post (worth it)